New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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