stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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