So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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