She is in my trunk
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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