Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
