Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Come on in and take your pants off
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