I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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