The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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