I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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