Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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