Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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