never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
it was like eating out sand paper
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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