My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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