Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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