where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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