My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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