I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
As shirtless as possible
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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