dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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