On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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