I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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