Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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