Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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