bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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