You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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