She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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