Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My penis needs a shock collar
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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