And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Two words: blizzard sex
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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