Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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