Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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