i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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