i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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