You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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