Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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