butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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