I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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