do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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