"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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