just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Couch. On fire.
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