he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
