what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You dont lie about slip and slides
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
