oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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