Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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