just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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