I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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