I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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