I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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