Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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