is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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