What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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