i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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