do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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